All 59 game Reviews


Madness: Will It Slice? Madness: Will It Slice?

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

this game is awful, i'm sorry. level design is bland and repetitive, gameplay is clunky and repetitive, the weapons are bad, it's all bad.


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io3creations responds:

This is just a "preview". The "full" version is coming on Madness Day 2013 and will have a lot MOAR upgrades and stuff! :)


Lab of the Dead Lab of the Dead

Rated 5 / 5 stars

possible bug.

i had all of the criteria for the advanced reaction for forks but it wouldn't work, i double and triple checked to make sure i had it, and tried it around ten times, still nothing.



Gyossait Gyossait

Rated 3 / 5 stars

amazing but disappointing.

what start off as a shockingly impressive game slowly deteriorated into an excruciatingly tedious experience as the painfully sloppy platformer controls, cheap deaths, and 'trial and error' gameplay drove it mercilessly into the ground and shot it in the face. the art was amazing, the story was great, the game could have been incredible, unfortunately all of that broke like glass about the hundredth time i delicately tapped an arrow key only to have my character fly off of a platform to his death as if he were covered in lube.


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Monster Arena Monster Arena

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

hahaha

'thropy collected'.



The Last Stand Union City The Last Stand Union City

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

hmm

something about this game is missing, it bores me to death.

that's just personal though i think, it's an amazing game, great attention to detail, maybe i'm just not in the mod for it?



Fear Is Vigilance Fear Is Vigilance

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

wow!

getting knocked down endlessly in a game that gave zero thought to any sort of defensive ability sure is fun, almost as fun as rating it low and leaving the page.



Dragon Age Legends: Remix Dragon Age Legends: Remix

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

how good this game was left me feeling disappoint.

i want to give this a 10 but more and more these dragon age spin off games clearly seem to be created solely for the purpose of getting people to generate income for the DA team by playing dragon age legends on facebook.

this game was great fun and there was so much to love about it but it was gruesomely short and felt extremely unfinished, tons of squandered potential here.



Psychosomnium Psychosomnium

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

i'm only giving this a 7 because it was so short

it seemed almost like a joke, the visuals are nice, but it was over in a flash. to everyone complaining, i beat this game in about 3 minutes and died about twice, quit playing video games.



SkyFyre SkyFyre

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

i really tried to like this game.

it's well stylized, charming looking, upgrade system etc. but a few glaring flaws really bring out the worst in the genre. the upgrades basically suck, i don't know what else to say about them.

the thing that really sticks out like a sore thumb for me though is the fact that when you get hit by a bullet you don't get a second or two of invulnerability to recover, you literally take damage for each and every bullet that strikes you, in a danmaku style game that's pretty unforgivable in my opinion, which ties in closely to my other major complaint.

honestly what is the point of the hitpoint system when your character gets obliterated after one or two hits max? bullet heaven is a game that definitely did this style correctly, this one is just a well presented turd.


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Bieber Metamorph Bieber Metamorph

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

the game sucks at first in my opinion

but becomes deceptively addictive and challenging around halfway through.


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fortunacus responds:

Your taste for gaming is very cool!!!!